Hey Foxy Ladies
Hey ladies, did you know I'm ranked 5th under 'dead sexy' by Google? And so, a new chat-up line is born...
In other news a fox had the temerity to wander through my garden today in broad daylight (the red, furry, four legged kind). The beast had a certain insolent swagger about him, I reckon he'd just had his way with my neighbours hens. That would be no bad thing, there's a cockerel there I've wanted to shoot for months. Usually about dawn.
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And what exactly were you looking for when you were searching for this. And don’t give the offical party line of “I was checking my referer logs… Come on - own up ;)
Hey Stephen,
If a guy walked up to me and said “hey, did you know that I’m ranked X for such-and-such on Google?” the first thing I’d think is “how fast can I shake this geek?”
Please don’t try and chat any girls up with that one. I swear you’ll lose.
Back to the drawing board Pinky.
Think James Bond. Unless you’re at a Geeks Anonymous meeting, it’s probably best not to bring up computers at all in your pick-up lines.