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I work as a web designer in Belfast, and I live by the sea in a shoe. You can see me here, doing my livejournal pose as idoru called it. If you need to you can email me at carisenda -at- gmail -dot- com.
"Never trust an animal that bleeds for 3 days a month and doesn't die"
4 CommentsAugust 29, 2003
According to the BT Broadband page Donaghadee just needs another 97 people to sign up for ADSL to be activated in the area. I know this because I read The Sweem.
It also appears I am on the distance limit of ADSL, so even if the exchange was updated I wouldn't get it. Pfft.
0 CommentsAugust 26, 2003
Today: The 1995-96 Chicago Bulls. No need to see what Fridays team will be then.
0 CommentsAugust 21, 2003
I laughed, then I laughed some more. SWAT Signals Explained.
And if you ever need to, How to Catch a Lion on the Desert, via Wesley, about 10 years ago... (what happened to the Einstein method? Run fast, Lion gets heavy and tired, put Lion in bag?)
3 CommentsAugust 19, 2003
Is this, $100,793,793.39, 1 billion? Or is it 1,000,000,000.00? I don't know, big numbers always did confuse me. But anyway, $100,793,793.39 is my total worth on BlogShares.
2 CommentsAugust 15, 2003
I think Andy J should be the top ranked page for the Humming Bird Hawk Moth. Who agrees with me?
NB. I hate moths, and if I see this big beast I'll either run like a girl or knock the thing for six.
6 CommentsAugust 15, 2003
Thousands of students have received their A-level grades as results revealed Northern Ireland has out-performed England and Wales.
BBCi News
Again.
0 CommentsAugust 15, 2003
Lunch with Marc good, photographs of event bad. Don't order the Tuna and Pasta Special from O'Neills - it's minging. And small. Merely alerted me to my hunger.
4 CommentsAugust 14, 2003
This is my most popular page
Most bizarre word combo that led here: "santorum is a mixture of lube and fecal matter"
Stray-Toaster is my second biggest referrer, beaten only by Google.
BlackStar staff are my biggest readership(?).
MSIE 6.0 on Windows NT 5.1 is the top browser/os combo.
/cgi-bin/FormMail.pl and /cgi-bin/mail.pl are the top failed requests.
Manchester United are not going to win anything this year.
All this from my access logs!
2 CommentsAugust 13, 2003
For my birthday I recieved a nice digital camera with a 256Mb Memory Stick Pro. Can't beat it with an ordinary wooden stick. And it takes MPEGs too, what a bonus. Having been away for (exactly) one month some things have become clear to me, the only blog worth reading is Marc's, Slugger is actually news and comment on some other country and finally I'd rather just put photos up and never say another word...
11 CommentsAugust 6, 2003