Romeo and Juliet (The Unlikely Version)
Sylvia Hermon was having some snaps taken for the Irish Times today, in Donaghadee. I was sitting on a park bench killing time before heading back into work. First there were the looks. I’ll not deny it, there were looks. But she’s married, she’s a public figure, she’s the only UUP Member of Parliament left! This could not be!
Anyway, she came over and said “Hello”, I invited her to have a seat and she obliged but in a ‘we can’t do this Stephen’ sort of way. We talked about the weather, the pretty boats, the price of a loaf, anything but the one thing that was on both our minds. Then she left, and it was over. The End.
(PS. If you ever happen to read this Lady Hermon please, please don’t have me deported from North Down or anything, I’m only joking.)
(Though, to be fair you are hot.)
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