The Girlfriend Criteria
Must have pulse. ( SWM has an addendum to this: “If no pulse latent heat will do.”)
And there it ends. Short post. ( cf. Boyfriend Criteria )
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Beware girls bearing lentils, for they will have hairy pits.
I’m so disappointed, I don’t meet yours or swm’s criteria. :(
I love lentils (and make a fabulous lentil curry) and have hair-free underarms. Generalizations again ST!
The one thing Joanne didn’t specify was the gender of her partner - funny enough, I think I meet all the criteria.
Yes again, a blatant attempt at humour falls on its face. (Pulse…lentil…pulse…lentil…oh, I am sure you got it, but I am saying this for my own benefit now.)
And Joanne/Trish girl-on-girl action? Come on, first thing Monday morning, I don’t want to start down that path…
It hasn’t done my monday morning any harm.
re lentils - actually I didn’t get it. Boo on me.
I’m not heading down that path though - I’m rather set in my ways.
Trish, I dunno, what with you being a sailor, weeks away at sea and all that…
No, I don’t reallly know where I’m going with that either. I’m stopping now. * hangs head in shame *
Well, I kinda assumed that people would know what gender I meant when I titled the post “The Boyfriend Criteria”. Then again, with some lesbians you can’t really tell. :p
Trish, I’m sure if I were to go that way, you’d be at the top of my list. Well, after Gemma Hayes and Jennifer Garner and the chick in Six Feet Under - but hey, not bad company to be in! ;)
(Wow, I just realised I have really good taste in women. Go me.)
true joanne, your title should have given it away - but as i was going through your list i kept nodding and saying “yup, that’s important to me too”. Maybe what I should have said was that we have the same general priorities in men… (although I’d have to add a hockey criteria….)