A joke
A man is driving his car along a country road when the car suddenly breaks down. The man gets out, pops the bonnet open and stares into the engine bay when suddenly he hears a voice say “It’s the fan belt”. The man turns round and sees no-one there, thinks he imagined the voice and goes back to rooting about in the engine bay.
Again, clear as day, he hears the voice behind him say “It’s the fan belt”. The man turns round and all he can see is a black horse in the field looking over at him, and as he’s looking at this horse it says “I’m telling you, it’s the fanbelt.”
Well. The man is stunned, he looks back into the car and sure enough the fan belt is off, he reaches in and slips it back on and still in shock drives off to the nearby farm. Excitedly he runs to the farm house door and knocks, the hall light comes on and the farmer answers the door.
“Yes?” says the farmer. “Sir, the most amazing thing just happened, my car broke down just over there and a horse spoke to me and told me what the problem was!”, the man blurts out. “Which horse?” replies the farmer, “was it the white one or the black one?”, “The black one” the man replies somewhat confused. “Aye, you were lucky,” replies the farmer; “the white one knows nothing about engines.”
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