Our local shock jock Stephen McCullugh is not well. He was getting better but seems to have slipped back into the gaping maw of infection. We wish him well, but if the worst should happen we’ll place his body on a longboat along with his XBOX, a copy of LotR and a few carefully selected wimmin’ and set the whole thing alight, letting the wind take it all into Lough Neagh.
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More!? OK then, but I can't help feeling that this will be a disappointment to you.
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Now, I can understand sending him to Valhalla with his XBox, and with LotR. But surely sending a few badly charred and extremely pissed off women would be cruel… Both for the wimmin and for him. Plus, knowing swm’s tastes, he’d deprive us of some of the finer examples of wimmin. Which cannot be allowed.
Thusly, he should get well soon. For everybody’s sake.
Best. Idea. Ever.
Thanks :)