My Work
Millions of you have written in to ask what it is I do in my secret government web design job. While it probably contravenes some guidlines about something or other I will attempt to give a brief outline of what we do here. Our offices are only accessible by the Old Belfast Underground. “Ah” says you, “Belfast doesn’t have an underground old or new”; well doesn’t that just show how little you know?
Once you arrive at the offices you could be mistaken for thinking you have arrived at a pub, this won’t be your first mistake believe me. Inside exists what can only be described as a cathedral of technology which I’ll maybe describe some other day.
To the point, what do we do? We write weblogs, fake weblogs. We write weblogs for various purposes according to Her Majesty’s plans, we have weblogs for pacifying the middle classes, we have weblogs for flushing out the radicals we even have weblogs for creating radicals. which weblogs are which I’m not going to reveal but I will take this opportunity to state for the record that Slugger O’Toole is not one of ours. Slugger is actually the work of the Danes, part of their strategy to take back Rockall by raising an army of trolls. Crude but effective.
So that’s what I do, it’s both financially and spiritually rewarding as I’m sure you’ll appreciate and isn’t without it’s own little challenges. I will now take questions from the floor.
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More!? OK then, but I can't help feeling that this will be a disappointment to you.
I work as a web designer in Belfast, and I live by the sea in a shoe. You can see me here, doing my livejournal pose as idoru called it. If you need to you can email me at carisenda -at- gmail -dot- com.
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Opportunity, talent, money - all blown. Over 3 films X-Men has hinted of something great that could have been, this last one says "No, sorry - not going to happen". Bah.
Who knew weblogs could be so powerful? Could it be that this new weapon is so powerful and secret that they haven’t even featured it on “Spooks” yet?
Is THIS one of those fake weblogs? If it is, my guess is it’s one of the ‘flushing out the radicals’ ones.
Have I fallen straight into your trap?
Warren: This is certainly not a fake weblog, everything about this weblog is true. Including the part about me being a genius and immensly powerful and good looking. All true.
Ah! But if you are making secret government fake blogs, the last thing you would do is ADMIT they were fake….
Ah HA! Get out of that one and stay fashionable…